I fucking hate math.
Guess who’s reading Lord of the Rings? And just finished watching the first The Fellowship of the Ring movie? Yea, that’s right. I feel like this quote pertains to me a lot.
Mom: Not too skinny, but like 120 lbs.
Me: Okay, now I just have to lose 13 lbs.
Mom: You’re 133 lbs??
Yes, yes, mommy. I know what you’re thinking.